Have you heard of the book that teaches love languages?
Couples are supposed to identify their love languages so their significant others can fulfill their needs.
Or something like that.
Truthfully, I have not read it. Although, I've heard it is worthwhile.
I don't need to.
No, Kevin and I don't have a perfect relationship. We just use our own love language.
And for no other reason than the fact that I'm just a total dork, we talk and text gangsta.
Yeah, you got it right, Yo. You no foo. Let me break down our latest text correspondence after Kevin sent me a text clarifying plans for last weekend.
Kevin: Sat. poker night here? (I was gone)
Me: Fo sure yo. If you help clean the house.
Kevin: Dang foo! Playin' it like a playa!
Me: I don't mess around, homie.
Isn't it romantic?